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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 08:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?